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BUSH, OBAMA, STURGEON: ‘INSPIRATIONAL’ SPIRITUAL SEMINARS

Three prominent spiritual leaders of the World of the Free Spirit have recently launched a series of self-help seminars for those who seek a...

Thursday, 20 October 2016

Free Ebook: 21 October Only! Political Satire (Anti-UKIP)

 On 21 October, I have a periodic book deal for my anti UKIP satire: 'Tarquin Binnett's Sound Englishman's Common Sense Jamboree.'

For 24 hours (I repeat, Friday 21 October 2016), this ebook will be 100% free. After that, it will revert to 99p, 99 cents, and similar prices in other currencies.

This short story collection brings together some heartwarming and disrespectfully pointed satire stories about Baron Tarquin Binnett De Albion, Esquire. Tarquin Binnett is UKIP's most cuddly, genial and most crucially of all, stridently prejudiced representative. Little Winchester, Suffolk has never known such a fine, patriotic, sound Englishman's common sense gentleman-bigot! In this story compendium, there are also a couple of cameo appearances from the similarly genial (but rather more earthy) red-top moral panic hack, Jackie Smack. Fairest England has never known such dire times as these: but with well-meaning and bumbling hard-right populist buffoons like Tarquin and Jackie, Britain has never been in safer hands! (But then again, perhaps that is not saying much)...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tarquin-Binnetts-Englishmans-Common-Jamboree-ebook/dp/B01E4KJA5M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1476986462&sr=8-1&keywords=tarquin+binnett

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tarquin-Binnetts-Englishmans-Common-Jamboree-ebook/dp/B01E4KJA5M


Sunday, 9 October 2016

Thank you for Following 'Honest Adolph!'



There's not been much new material here at Satire Catastrophes recently; I do appreciate everyone's patience. Please do enjoy looking over the four ebook serials already on the site, as well as some other (I hope!) fun and thought-provoking satirical and comic material. I hope you will all enjoy following my new satirical novel about the US elections in the near future (who can say when?)

I am also grateful to everyone who has read 'Honest Adolph' in recent times. Please believe me when I say that the novel is barely just beginning. We've had two Monday's worth of chapters so far, but the journey ahead will be truly epic. We hope you enjoy it!

Wallace

P.S. The Peace Criminals Project has never officially endorsed a US candidate for office. But if you are really disgusted by Clinton or appalled by Trump (quite a few of you, like me, will feel a strong aversion to both!), I hope the Honest Adolph serial will spark some interest, some passion, and perhaps some new ideas. The pushback continues!

Poll Result on Freedom of Speech

I once ran a poll here at Satire Catastrophes.

The question was: 

Does Freedom of Speech Demand Accountability?

Out of 'Yes' and 'No,' 100% of people voted No, 0% voted Yes.

Unfortunately, however, the sample size was very small.

Of course, these polls really are for fun (albeit ethically serious fun); but it would be good to get larger sample sizes in history nonetheless.

More polls will follow in future. However, some of them will be at Neocon Surveillance, the flagship site of the Peace Criminals Project:

See Neocon Surveillance, August 2016, for a couple of previous polls!

Thanks for your interest, as always, in anything we do! Satire Catastrophes, unlike the Peace Criminals Project, has been a solo venture (Wallace only) up to now. Perhaps, one day, that will change? However that may be, I appreciate your support in all its forms.

Wallace

Sunday, 2 October 2016

CROSSPOST: New Novel Serial at Neocon Surveillance


New Novel: Honest Adolph.

The novel is set in the near future, leading up to a new Presidential election.

The warmongering Republican and Democratic establishment are expecting to sweep the board, and fortify the current neoconservative/liberal interventionist consensus.

Dissident Republican Senator Saul Friedman is one of the very last of a dying breed of libertarian Republicans.

Expelled from the party, Friedman implores his old friend Adolph Adams to run for the presidency. The plainspeaking and sober Adams is deemed a pitiful joke by the establishment, but he does have some success in garnering votes. However, it is simply impermissible that a non-interventionist could ever gain the Democratic ticket. Adams is no more welcome in the Democrats than Friedman was in the Republican Party.

Is there any hope at all that Adams can roll back the tide of interventionist barbarism?

Either way, he faces some truly formidable and cunning foes, who will not relinquish their privilege lightly. Caught between a rabble-rousing firebreather Republican Frontrunner, a hideously callous Democratic leader and various cynical, unprincipled, talented mediocrities, it is not only the career of Adolph Adams that is in peril.

If his enemies can only but once have their way, Adolph's defiance of the status quo will eventually cost him his life.

Can this sober and levelheaded man of principle manage to evade the devious plots and schemes of 'the great and the good?'

The only way to find out is to follow this serial.

Neocon Surveillance Home Page

Neocon Surveillance Novel Serials Page

Monday, 29 August 2016

CROSSPOST: A. RIGHT LAYOUT EDITS B. SUBMISSIONS

There have been some minor tweaks to the links bars on the right hand side of the Peace Criminals Project sites. The content is now more up to date, and hopefully looks a little less cluttered. Hope you find it more appealing! Striving to improve presentation of each site more and more is an ongoing project.

So, if you have any feedback on the look of the site, or on anything else, please email us using the same email address you can use for submissions.

Please also remember to send us your pitches or your work (whether in draft or completed!)

Wallace

Wednesday, 6 July 2016

TONY BLAIR SATIRE!

Please don't forget about the two Blair articles on Neocon Surveillance (July 2016).

If you don't laugh, you'll cry!


Saturday, 11 June 2016

DON'T FORGET ABOUT SATIRE AT PEACE CRIMINALS!

Please remember that among the three websites of the Peace Criminals Project, one is satire only, and the other includes satire as a major part of it!

Neocon Surveillance is the main site; containing a wealth of material. Some of it is biting humor, while other material is more 'sober' and 'prosey...'

If far from prosaic, nonetheless!

Satirical-Industrial Complex, while not the centerpiece of the project, is dedicated 100% to satire.

Thursday, 26 May 2016

SOVIET STYLE HUMOUR UPDATED FOR THE 21ST CENTURY


'Soviet Humor' might sound like a contradiction in terms, but there was no shortage of gallows humor among the subjugated peoples of Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary and many other nations. Presumably, the average citizens of the colonized territories had a reason for it, while the well-fed devotees of Stalin and Lenny V (not to be confused with Roosh V) didn't!

As purely scientific and not-at-all metaphysically-concocted evidence for the existence of Soviet humor, which is actually a fact and not a mere 'undeniable dialectical materialist scientific truth,' here are a few links:

Saturday, 21 May 2016

FORMER MRA BECOMES HIPSTER JIHADIST! (NEW STORY CELEBRATING LAUNCH OF 'GREAT FLÂNEUR NARRATIVE' SATIRE EBOOK!)

This is a new, previously unseen story, which I am publishing here in order to celebrate the release of The Great Flâneur Massacre. The latter satirical novella is being re-released as part of The Great  Flâneur Narrative on May 31!
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Rob Schiller, the whingeing tenure-cadging graduate of Wallace Runnymede's The Great Flaneur Narrative, has started to intellectualize in a rather disturbing manner.

Indeed. Disappointed at the fact that no-one has given him a post at a university, this achingly under-appreciated lad with a crushing sense of entitlement has combined his hipster ethos with a sprinkling of jihadist rhetoric.

Schiller was already hostile to feminism, which latter he has always regarded as a maliciously counterfeit social justice movement designed purely to rob hard-working young white straight males of their rightful vocational entitlements.

So, the step to becoming a misogynist jihadist wasn't too difficult for him to make. But what does the UK's latest hipster jihadist actually think about the world he lives in? Schiller wails:
Islam was so very, very wonderful better in the old days before it went electric. Technology is merely a tool of Satan & corrupt & decadent music bosses, and that makes me so, so sad! ;( 
I am just SICK of people only listening to the parts of the Quran that talk about peace & love. There’s much better stuff out there... 
Still, it's too much to expect the likes of you probably wouldn't understand that! You people really hurt my feelings so, so much! ;( 
I remember when Islam was really EDGYYY, but after the first few Caliphs they sold out! I am just so oppressed... ;( 
I knew the Prophet’s teachings before they went MAINSTREEEAAAM! But nowadays, I am just REALLY, REALLY TIRED of all these Hanafis, Malikis & Shias jumping on the bandwagon! It just makes me want to cry ;(
However, after being waterboarded, getting a few good hard knocks on the good old Salafi-salami, and finally getting let out with a fashionable magnetic wristband, on condition of good behaviour, Rob has finally changed his tune.
 You know, I really used to love making hipster jokes before it went MAAAIIINSTREEEAAAM. But now everyone’s doing it, I don’t feel the same overweening pride in my edgy wit! ;((((((
Even so, Rob is now just as much a pariah as he ever was. From former MRA moderate male misogynist to former moderate political Islamist jihadist... now isn't he a charming lad! Still, having said that, he isn't a REAAALLY, REAAALLY NICE GUY!

But then, in fairness, most MRAs & jihadists aren't. That's probably why, by now, most Muslims and most men just won't have anything to do with him. Nor indeed will pretty much anyone, really! Well, perhaps there's a lesson in there somewhere...
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As you wait for your pre-order to finally translate into a new ebook download, please check out these two excerpts from an earlier edition of The Great Flâneur Massacre:

Sample 1:

http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201507120300/the-great-flaneur-massacre-novella-excerpt-1-such-a-song-and-dance/

NGAWANG

 I would like you to listen to me carefully.

STAMFORD

What? Listen to you? You arrogant, smug-nobbing, condescending prick! Take that head out of your blumming arse and start smelling the coffee on the wall! You don’t speak for every Tibetan. 

NGAWANG

I am not claiming to speak for every Tibetan. Believe me, I know all about that problem. I just want you to justify your assertion.

STAMFORD

Seriously, mate, to be fair, I, I, I, I don’t have to sit here and take this, this pretentious shit from some pathetic and ignorant, backward-Third-World-Oriental-regime-lover like you! I mean… Seriously mate, just bloody look what’s happening in Tibet! I mean, oh come one, sis. We can’t just sit there!

Sample 2:

http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201507130350/the-great-flaneur-massacre-novella-excerpt-2-stomping-on-stamp/

STAMFORD

Look, it’s like this, mate! 
Facts are contentious, but convictions are non-negotiable! 
I mean, it’s human rights that count! 
Human rights are universal! We all live in a Single Universal Global Village! 
Be there or be square! 
Yeah! I mean, yeah! 
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem! 
Take it or leave it! 
Bake it or blow it! 
I’m getting baked, never mind all the hate! 

Sunday, 15 May 2016

FUTURE DIRECTIONS FOR SATIRE CATASTROPHES

I've now finished serializing the first four Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes ebooks. Look out for more satire on this site: including some previously unseen material!

Wallace