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Three prominent spiritual leaders of the World of the Free Spirit have recently launched a series of self-help seminars for those who seek a...

Thursday, 20 October 2016

Free Ebook: 21 October Only! Political Satire (Anti-UKIP)

 On 21 October, I have a periodic book deal for my anti UKIP satire: 'Tarquin Binnett's Sound Englishman's Common Sense Jamboree.'

For 24 hours (I repeat, Friday 21 October 2016), this ebook will be 100% free. After that, it will revert to 99p, 99 cents, and similar prices in other currencies.

This short story collection brings together some heartwarming and disrespectfully pointed satire stories about Baron Tarquin Binnett De Albion, Esquire. Tarquin Binnett is UKIP's most cuddly, genial and most crucially of all, stridently prejudiced representative. Little Winchester, Suffolk has never known such a fine, patriotic, sound Englishman's common sense gentleman-bigot! In this story compendium, there are also a couple of cameo appearances from the similarly genial (but rather more earthy) red-top moral panic hack, Jackie Smack. Fairest England has never known such dire times as these: but with well-meaning and bumbling hard-right populist buffoons like Tarquin and Jackie, Britain has never been in safer hands! (But then again, perhaps that is not saying much)...

Sunday, 9 October 2016

Thank you for Following 'Honest Adolph!'

There's not been much new material here at Satire Catastrophes recently; I do appreciate everyone's patience. Please do enjoy looking over the four ebook serials already on the site, as well as some other (I hope!) fun and thought-provoking satirical and comic material. I hope you will all enjoy following my new satirical novel about the US elections in the near future (who can say when?)

I am also grateful to everyone who has read 'Honest Adolph' in recent times. Please believe me when I say that the novel is barely just beginning. We've had two Monday's worth of chapters so far, but the journey ahead will be truly epic. We hope you enjoy it!


P.S. The Peace Criminals Project has never officially endorsed a US candidate for office. But if you are really disgusted by Clinton or appalled by Trump (quite a few of you, like me, will feel a strong aversion to both!), I hope the Honest Adolph serial will spark some interest, some passion, and perhaps some new ideas. The pushback continues!

Poll Result on Freedom of Speech

I once ran a poll here at Satire Catastrophes.

The question was: 

Does Freedom of Speech Demand Accountability?

Out of 'Yes' and 'No,' 100% of people voted No, 0% voted Yes.

Unfortunately, however, the sample size was very small.

Of course, these polls really are for fun (albeit ethically serious fun); but it would be good to get larger sample sizes in history nonetheless.

More polls will follow in future. However, some of them will be at Neocon Surveillance, the flagship site of the Peace Criminals Project:

See here for a couple of previous polls!

Thanks for your interest, as always, in anything we do! Satire Catastrophes, unlike the Peace Criminals Project, has been a solo venture (Wallace only) up to now. Perhaps, one day, that will change? However that may be, I appreciate your support in all its forms.


Sunday, 2 October 2016

CROSSPOST: New Novel Serial at Neocon Surveillance

New Novel: Honest Adolph.

The novel is set in the near future, leading up to a new Presidential election.

The warmongering Republican and Democratic establishment are expecting to sweep the board, and fortify the current neoconservative/liberal interventionist consensus.

Dissident Republican Senator Saul Friedman is one of the very last of a dying breed of libertarian Republicans.

Expelled from the party, Friedman implores his old friend Adolph Adams to run for the presidency. The plainspeaking and sober Adams is deemed a pitiful joke by the establishment, but he does have some success in garnering votes. However, it is simply impermissible that a non-interventionist could ever gain the Democratic ticket. Adams is no more welcome in the Democrats than Friedman was in the Republican Party.

Is there any hope at all that Adams can roll back the tide of interventionist barbarism?

Either way, he faces some truly formidable and cunning foes, who will not relinquish their privilege lightly. Caught between a rabble-rousing firebreather Republican Frontrunner, a hideously callous Democratic leader and various cynical, unprincipled, talented mediocrities, it is not only the career of Adolph Adams that is in peril.

If his enemies can only but once have their way, Adolph's defiance of the status quo will eventually cost him his life.

Can this sober and levelheaded man of principle manage to evade the devious plots and schemes of 'the great and the good?'

The only way to find out is to follow this serial.

Neocon Surveillance Home Page

Neocon Surveillance Novel Serials Page

Monday, 29 August 2016


There have been some minor tweaks to the links bars on the right hand side of the Peace Criminals Project sites. The content is now more up to date, and hopefully looks a little less cluttered. Hope you find it more appealing! Striving to improve presentation of each site more and more is an ongoing project.

So, if you have any feedback on the look of the site, or on anything else, please email us at (the same email address you can use for submissions).

Please also remember to send us your pitches or your work (whether in draft or completed!)


Wednesday, 6 July 2016


Please don't forget about this:

If you don't laugh, you'll cry!